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school pranks
HIdden Channel Surfing
Next time your teacher puts one of those boring videos on during class time. Have some fun with a universal remote! Every few minutes put the voume on mute or change the channels back and forth.
Advertise In The Local Paper
Advertise your principal's job in the local paper
Restroom Prank
Place fudge cookies, baby ruth candy bars, or any other food items that look like poo on the toilet seat. You can also drop a few pieces inside the toilet or on the floor
Keyboard Switch-a-roo
While in the computer lab, when the classmate next to you gets up to use the restroom or whatever, unplug his keyboard. Then plug your keyboard in to his computer. When he gets back, start typing thing for him...start with, "Hey, Welcome Back"
Mouse Swap
While in the computer lab, ask the student next to you if you can borrow a pen. While he is digging for one in his backpack, quickly switch his mouse with your mouse. So when you gets back to his computer and tries to use his mouse...you will have total control over his computer.
Apple Juice Piss Prank
Always have a bottle of apple juice handy in case a classmate falls asleep in class. When he does, pour a little on his pants, the seat, or even on the floor below him. When he awakes he will think he pissed his pants.
Granny Style Underwear
Go to the store and buy the biggest granny style underwear you can. Smear some chocolate on the back side of the underwear. Then place them in the middle of the hall before school begins.
Games With Pens
Use a pen (cannot erase) to make embarrasing notes on other classmates paper notes when they aren't paying attention. Example: I still need to ask Joey to go out with me. Or... Don't forget my cheet sheet for the test.
Tomorrow Is Substitute Teacher Day
If you can get into the teacher's lounge. 9 times out of 10 there is a coffee pot there. Most of the time unattended. Slip a couple of laxative tabs in there. The next day you will have a sub teaching the class!
Military Recruiter Prank
Use your victim's name and address and mail the local military recruiter telling him how interested you are in joining the army. Schedule a visit while your victim is at home. Recruiters are very persuasive and are difficult to get off your back!
sleeping pranks
Where Is The Alarm?
While your victim is alseep, reset their alarm clock so it goes off at 2am or 3am. But don't place it back on their nightstand. Instead hide it in a closet or behind the tv. The person waking up will be on an early morning hunt for where that annoying sound is coming from. For even more laughs, try unscrewing the lightbulb and watch the person scramble around the room in total darkness.
Wake Up, You're Late!
Reset all the clocks in your house ahead two hours while your victim is sleeping. When he or she wakes up they will think they over slept and are two hours late for work or school.
Rude Awakening
Adjust the settings on an alarm clock after your victim falls asleep. Change the alarm to play heavy metal music really loud when it goes off. Then tape the off button and sound control.
Wet To Bed
Place the sleeping person's hand in a bowl of lukewarm water. Will fequently cause bed wetting.
bathroom pranks
Go in your victim's bathroom and remove the showerhead from the shower.
Tape some boobie trap firecrackers to the toilet. Those are the ones with strings coming out of both ends. Just tape one end to the the seat lid and the other end to the seat. As soon as your victim goes to lift up the seat.....BANG!!!
Fold a few condiment packets in half and tape them between the toilet bowl edge and seat lid. Make sure to place them near the back. When your victim sits down to do his business, he or she will get a ketchup, mustard, mayo explosion to his rear.
Buy some popper snaps, they are those legal firecracker like things that when you throw them on the ground, they make a snapping noise. Then place them on the floor under the toilet. Place them close to the side of the toilet bowl so nobody can see them. Then when they sit down to take a crap, they will be frightened by all the popping sounds.
Follow your victim into a public restroom while carrying an airhorn with you and while he or she is doing their business either at the urinal or in the stall push the airhorn button. It will make the loudest noise and will echo off the restroom walls. It will freighten your victim big time!
What could be more disgusting than a plumber's butt crack when he bends over to repair your toilet or sink? nothing! and it happens every time. So its time for revenge. Next time your plumber shows crack, drop a few conis inside there. He may hit his head on a pipe upon feeling those pesky cold coins slithering down his ass. Not only that, he will be angry. So just tell him its for his kid's college fund. That should clear everything up.
After someone has gone into a public restroom and sat down on the toilet in a stall, turn off all the lights and walk out of there.
Randomly walk up to people using the urinals at a public restroom and squirt them with a water gun. They will not be able to do anything about it until they are done pissing. This give you plenty of time to escape and run like a mad man.
Call a local plumbing company or handy man and tell them you lost your expensive ring down the toilet drain and that you will give a big reward to whoever finds it. They will take the whole toilet apart and have to put it back together and after searching all over they will never find a ring.
Switch the gender signs on public restroom doors while there are people inside. Then sit back and watch men go into the women's restroom and vise versa.
As soon as your victim sits down to do his business in a public stall, go into the stall next to his.Then flash a light underneath the stall and yell, "Lightening!. Wait a few seconds, then bang on the stall wall and yell, "Thunder!. Then a few seconds after that, yell "RAIN!" while flinging a bucket of water over the stall. This may piss of your victim so i suggest running like hell.
Leave toothpast on the underside of light switches and doorknobs.
Flip the open part of an automatic hand dryer up and pour some dye powder inside. Make sure to get it deep inside the little heater part. Now flip it back down while holding a napkin up to catch any loose powder. The next person to use the hand dryer will end up with dirtier hands than before he washed them with water.
If you know someone who turns on the shower before actually entering the tub area. Then before their next shower, turn the showerhead so it faces outside the shower area. Most people don't even look up before turning the nozzle.
Take some black duck tape and tape over sensors in public bathrooms so toilets can't flush and sink water never turns off.
Refill someone's shampoo bottle with a hair dye color that is totally opposite of their current hair color.
car pranks
Put a 'For Sale' sign in your victim's car window.
Offer to wash your victim's car. But before doing so, go down to your local locksmith and buy a key that is similiar to his car key and snap it in half with pliers. Then replace his key with the fake key on his key ring. Tell him you are so sorry, but you accidentally snapped his key in half.
Put a balloon over the hole of the victim's exhaust pipe. After he drives away...a few blocks later, he will hear a big POP!!
Have some fun on your next road trip. When your passenger falls asleep and is leaning on the right front window. Try this, quickly jerk the car from right to left then back. Then watch your victim's head bounce back and forth against the window.
dorm pranks
A few minutes before your roommate returns from running errors, put all of his belongings outside with a yard sale sign in front. Make sure to leave a couple of his valuable things inside. Then sit there next to his stuff like you have been selling stuff for hours. When he pulls up and asks what the heck is going on, tell him you are selling his stuff for extra cash...tell him so far you made $50 bucks selling his (valuable item 1 and 2). He will freak until he sees its all a prank and his valuables are actually still in his room.
Boil some eggs and begin eating them. Then ask your roommate if he wants one. If he says yes, then give him an unboiled egg. Then watch as he begins to crack it open.
Apply some clear tape to your roomie's eyes when he is sleeping, wake him up, and and ask if he feels all right.
Everyday move your roommates stuff an inch away. In a about 2 weeks, his furniture will be almost out the door and he wouldn't even notice or give much thought.
Staple the cuffs of your dorm room buddy's pants together.
food pranks
Create a meaty version of what looks like cupcakes. All you have to go is create the muffin part of the cake by replacing sweet cake mix with a hearty meatloaf base. After you take this out of the oven, let it cool then add melted jack cheese on top, be sure to color the cheese with food coloring. Now the cup cakes are done! Give them to you victim.
Print your own little signs and replace the ones on the sneeze guard glass at your local chinese food buffet. Change food names so they read something like Cat Mein, Plate Scrapings in Gravy, Yesterday's Leftovers, Dog Poo, etc
Place a sign on a drive thru speaker that reads 'Broken Speaker - Please Speak Louder Than Usual'
Make your victim think you just made him a delicious grilled cheese sandwich, but in reality its actually a sweet dessert. For the bread just use pound cake bread and for the cheese, use white frosting that you color yellow with food coloring.
Prepare a beautiful ice cream sundae for you victim. But, instead of using chocolate syrup, replace that topping with marmite.
Before driving thru the Burger Place drive thru, tell your buddy that there is a new promotion there. Tell him if at the drive thru speaker, if you tell the worker "I can spell Whopper Combo" then spell it correctly, you win a free hamburger. Then laugh your ass off as you says and does it
.Pour some baking soda in a bottle of ketchup. Close the lid and shake it. The next person to open the ketchup bottle will get an explosive surprise.
Take all the labels off of all the cans in your victim's pantry. Dinner will be a mystery every nite. Its gonna suck for your victim when he wants a can of soup but instead opens the yams.
Whenever your victim leaves his drink unattended and his drink has a lid and straw, tie the straw in a knot below the lid. Then when he returns act like nothing happened.
public pranks
Place a few moths in the tanning salon bedroom. When the next person goes in there to use the bed, it will light up and attract all of the moths.
Drop a potato down one of the pockets of a pool table. Potatos are bumpy and won't roll all the way back down, this causes all the other balls to get stuck.
Sometimes while golfing the guys behind you become impatient and will yell stuff at you for taking your sweet time or may just hit their balls before you are even done with the current hole. Here is how you get back at them, on the final hole (which is sometimes the hole that decides their game final score) wait until their balls are hit. Then dash over to their balls. Pick them up, throw them over the fench, get in your golf cart, and head for the exit.
Get in an elevator and ask the person next to you which floor they are going to (so you can press the button for them) If they say a floor near the top like 12, then go thru and press 2, 3, 4, 5...all the way to 12 and get off on the next floor.
This is a good prank for tourist attraction places such as piers where they have those pay per view binoculars for 25 cents. All you have to door is smear the edges with some charcoal. When the victim is done checking out the scenary, he or she will have a black ring around their eyes.#
Remove the label from one item at the supermarket and replace it with the label from something else that isn't even close. Such as sliced peaches for garbanzo beans or dog food for tomato soup.
When you go to the theaters, after the movie ends and everyone leaves the movie theater, stay in your seat and pretend to be asleep.
During winter when the temperature is below freezing. Fill your victim's trash cans with water. A typical 30 gallon garbage can can weigh around 200 lbs or more once the water turns to solid ice. This will make it difficult to move.
Be obnoxious as possible while loudly speaking another language. (german, french or whatever) When you hear someone mutter something like, "I wish they would shut up." respond appropriately in perfect english.
After filling up with gas at the service station, take all three gas nozzles off their hook and twist them up, then place them back on the hook. Make sure to mix them up. The next person to pump gas will not know which is which
Fill all the holes at your local golf course with chocolate pudding.
Fill a condom with a few dabs of milk and some clear soap. Drive by your victim's car and chuck it onto his car windshield
Go to a store like Walmart or Target and fill up a shopping cart, then just walk out of the store. Some loser store employee will have to restock all the items.
The city is always sending those pesky 'city workers' out to do some oddball work on a street corner. This always causes traffic jams and they are hardly ever working. Most of the time I just see them either sitting in their truck, leaning on a shovel, or just taking a lunch break. So here is a good way to get back at them. Call the police up and tell them that a few of your friends are dressing up as city workers to install something roadside and you are just calling to let them know so they can break it up. Then quickly go back to the city workers and tell them that a couple of your friends dressed as cops might be showing up in a little bit to play a prank on them. Tell the city workers if they show up, just tell them to "screw off"
Some stores have plastic rectangular security tags on items. These are very easy to just tear off. For this prank, all you have to do is peel one off and place it on the bottom of a shopping cart or basket case. Whoever uses it next will sound the alarm when leaving.
While ordering your food at a McDonalds drive thru, order everything with 'Mc' in front of it..."Can i get a large McMilkshake, with a Medium McCoke, and some McFires" etc
Switch the stickers on store front doors, so instead of saying 'Push' it says 'Pull' and vise versa.
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