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funny pick up lines
Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

Man - Excuse me, want to dance?
Woman - No.
Man - Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!

Man - Do you like to dance?
Woman - Yes !
Man - Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my crib and spread the word.

If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

I lost my teddy bear will you sleep whith me ?

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

Can I borrow your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.

I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something ... My Jaw !!!

It's not my fault I fell in love, you're the one who tripped me!

Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special

My Love for you is like diarrahia ... I can't hold it in

Nice legs what time do they open.

Wanna come upp for some sex and pizza?
... Whats the matter, you dont like pizza?

Baby do you have a mirror in your jeans cause I can defiently see my self in them.

Man: we better get you out of those wet clothes
Women: what?
Man: [licks his finger an wipes it on her dress]
Man: those wet clothes

Hey babe lets make a bunk bed you be on bottom I be on top

Hi, my name's ______. You better remember it cause you'll be screaming it later!!

I just shit my pants. Can I get into yours?